Rob Williams - Orangejack

This morning I woke up a few minutes before my alarm went off. Although usually it's because I just wake up, this morning it was because a huge clap of thunder woke me up. I don't know about you, but I think thunderstorms in the morning are cool, but strange.

So then my alarm radio came on. It was some horoscope man. I can't stand that stuff. So I turned him off and let God's alarm wake me.

But I'm sure the horoscope man already knew that I'd do that today.