Rob Williams - Orangejack

Did you know today is Festivus? It's sort of a new holiday of sorts. If you take part in a Festivus celebration, decorate with the Festivus Pole (not a tree because it requires decoration and tinsel is found to be distracting) and be prepared for the "Airing of Grievences" where you tell everyone how disappointed you are in them, and the "Feats of Strength" where the head of the family tests his or her strength against other family members.

So, uh, enjoy yourself and have a Festivus For the Rest of Us!