Rob Williams - Orangejack

I've thought this for a long time, but a co-worker disagrees. Here's my take on the days of the week.

Sunday: Weekend
Monday: At least we know going in it's Monday
Tuesday: Got nothing
Wednesday: Middle of the week
Thursday: Almost Friday
Friday: Friday
Saturday: Weekend

So you see, Tuesday just has nothing going for it. Heck, there isn't any football on Tuesday's either (usually). It can't be all that great.